ha!
Euphoricjust took me a little longer than I thought it would.
hearts stars and horseshoes clovers and blue moons, pots and golden rainbows, and me red balloons!
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hannah
diary number threeDear Diary, Today I discovered why forks were really invented. While trecking through uncharted wildernesses with my beloved Phillip, who I certainly think could do with losing a few LBS-es, or at least learn how to walk so I don't have to carry such a fat load on my back, I was ambushed by a savage plethora of bandits and wild wild west fiends rejects. I have to tell you diary, it was quite the terrifying experience. They had knives and everything dear diary, and you know dear diary how I feel about my dear phillip being exposed to those sort of violent objects. And it definitely didn't help my psyche when they started to dig thrdiary number three
diary number twoDearest Diary,diary number two
Today I looked for a new home. As you might remember my last evil lair was attacked by kung-fu water ninjas. Man, was that one hell of a repair job. Blasted wet balls of Asian fury, screwing up my effing paneling. Paneling shouldn't be so sensitive. Anyways, I ended up seeing this realstate agent who at first I suspected to be a little shady, but I quickly got over my suspicions when he showed me his jacket full of state of the art custom designer watches. He was a very convincing sales man, and almost got me to trade phillip for one of those nifty Rolex things. Unfortunately for him, Phillip didn't fee
diary number oneDear Diarydiary number one
Today I was a pirate. It was amazing. I dressed up in the pirate garb, with the swishing foil swords, and the flowing pansy white shirts. I felt powerful, invincible... and then I poked myself in the eye with my stupid foil sword and started bleeding. Oh boy was that interesting. But that's not even the worst/best part. okay, so I'm standing there, minding my own business, bleeding all over my stupid pansy shirt, trying to figure out how the fricken hell I'm going to get the stains out of my shirt, then cursing myself for going all traditional with the white sating crap, wishing I had gone with a more
Life goes on I remember the day that planes hit the towers and everyone told me that I'd never forget. I'd never forget the feeling, the event. This was the big disaster of my generation's lifetime, the big disaster that would always be there, sitting in the back of our minds, shaping our world. I was 11 when the planes hit. I didn't understand. Not really. There were people dying, I was sad for them. But beyond that, I didn't really feel anything. I didn't know what else to feel. Because I didn't understand. I didn't know what to remember, because i didn't know what was reallyLife goes on
The Awkward SilenceWe know it, we love it: the awkward silence…………………!The Awkward Silence
It’s a great American pastime, pausing randomly in the midst of conversation, taking that moment to just smell the wrongness. It can occur at any time, like an earthquake, a car crash, or an alien attack, and it’s got the potency of a conversational atomic bomb. Awkward silences are like colonoscopies, unavoidable but still unpleasant and oddly sexual. So why has nothing been done about them? It’s a national pandemic, one that is spreading in size and intensity, one that should be dealt with immediately. Let’s look at the c
Serial Killer Pickup LinesAre you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.Serial Killer Pickup Lines
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
The voices like your skin.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I think my medication is wearing off.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Do you like consen
ill-fitting hearts."Do you know why she's dying?"ill-fitting hearts.
"Do you?"
"Because I broke her heart. God, I feel so fucking bad about that."
"No she's stronger than most I know. She's dying because you told her to."
"What? No, that doesn't even make sense."
"Think about it. She would do anything, for you."
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You were nineteen and you thought you fell for the girl with the ballet toes and unreliable heart. You were like a robot programed to say her name every time you're asked a question. And when you urged your feelings to a breaking point, you found her standing outside your door wit
| I'm young. I have yet to be broken. I'm aiming never to be. I want a goat... that doesn't smell. If you have one, please let me know. thanks. |
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